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YOUR HAPPY PLACE

Topic Title	Replies	Views	Last Post	Author
If you're going to hide a sex offender at your home, maybe you shouldn't work for the State Police	0	0	bahaus 11/23/09 10:25 PM	bahaus
Grandparents are cool because they let you do things mom and dad won't. Like, say, hanging onto the luggage rack of a Ford Escort while they do drunken donuts on the lawn	0	0	bahaus 11/23/09 10:22 PM	bahaus
Charles Manson... you ARE the father	1	2	Plum Tuckered 11/23/09 5:45 PM	bahaus
Las Vegas passes law requiring all dogs and cats be sterilized	3	6	Plum Tuckered 11/23/09 5:42 PM	bahaus
'Anti monkey butt' powder gets to the bottom of things	1	5	The Real Hank Scorpio 11/23/09 11:57 AM	bahaus
couple claims Michael Jackson is appearing in their child's ultrasound. "It is my seventh child, and seven is a mythical number."	2	11	Plum Tuckered 11/22/09 6:55 PM	bahaus
Doctor to patient: You're clinically depressed, go out and have fun. Insurance company to woman: looks like you're having fun, no insurance for you	0	4	bahaus 11/22/09 2:20 PM	bahaus
Radiation leak reported at Three Mile Island nuclear plant, no danger to public reported. No, this is not a repeat from 1979	0	1	bahaus 11/22/09 7:46 AM	bahaus
Man hhhhhholds up bank armed only with his hhhhhhalitosis	0	2	bahaus 11/20/09 4:47 PM	bahaus
Sunnyvale, CA named happiest place in America, Crappyville still least happy	0	3	bahaus 11/20/09 12:07 PM	bahaus
Couple arrested for refusing to pay a mandatory 18 percent gratuity at a restaurant. "I had to get napkins and silverware for the table myself"	0	4	bahaus 11/20/09 12:01 PM	bahaus
Law enforcement site warns parents: "If your kid is into Dungeons & Dragons, he's actually a computer addict ripe for grooming by Internet pedophiles"	1	15	The Real Hank Scorpio 11/19/09 12:46 PM	bahaus
, Kentucky man arrested while masturbating in the library - watching a wrestling video	1	9	The Real Hank Scorpio 11/19/09 12:18 PM	bahaus
Troops to behead bin Laden one chocolatey bite at a time	1	10	The Real Hank Scorpio 11/19/09 12:14 PM	bahaus
Newspaper threatened with 'another Fort Hood' for criticizing Tea Party protest	0	7	bahaus 11/19/09 11:30 AM	bahaus
The intruder was described in a police report as a large woman who was naked. She ran out a back door	1	8	The Real Hank Scorpio 11/18/09 10:37 PM	bahaus
Man speaks only Klingon to his child for its first three years	1	7	The Real Hank Scorpio 11/18/09 2:36 PM	bahaus
Georgia teacher arrested for hitting on student. No, wait, that's "putting a hit on" not "hitting on". Sorry, reflex action	0	5	bahaus 11/18/09 1:41 PM	bahaus
Police find man claiming to be a ninja impaled on metal fence screaming for help, violating about a dozen Ninja rules	1	3	The Real Hank Scorpio 11/18/09 2:08 AM	bahaus
Firefighter saves cat...with (cat) breath of life	0	3	The Real Hank Scorpio 11/18/09 1:52 AM	The Real Hank Scorpio